June 16 is almost here! Celebrate Father’s Day with a smile. Check out a roundup of our favorite dad jokes and let the laughter begin. 🤣
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey until I turned myself around.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
I changed all my passwords to “Kenny.” Now I have all Kenny Loggins.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn’t work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It’s tearable.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.